Earned a penalty (that, hot take, he should’ve been allowed to convert). He was heavily involved in everything good Spurs did in the offensive end. Richarlison (Community - 4.5): On a day when Conte could’ve benched him for his post-Milan comments, Richy instead got the start and rewarded everyone’s patience. Nothing on this list is going to knock your socks off, but if someone hands you either of these at a party, you know at least you’re not going to have a bad time. They’re not pretentious (if anything they trend too far in the other direction towards hipster) they’re just solid, inexpensive, tasty American-style lagers. OK, I’m cheating a bit here, but who cares? You probably have your favorite of the above, but both of these beers are solid, American-style lagers that probably get a lot more crap than they deserve due to their price point and existence of their “Lite” cousins. And because there are so many of them, there are some ties. No fuckin’ IPAs on this list, we’re going non-craft. Here are my player ratings for Tottenham’s win over Forest to the theme of cheap American beer. But there are some decent ones! Just because you’re a miser and don’t want to spring for the Founders’ Kentucky Bourbon Stout or that top shelf barleywine at the store doesn’t mean you have to drink swill. ![]() Americans drink a lot of CHEAP beer, and unsurprisingly, a lot of that cheap beer isn’t very good. So why not pick a theme where we celebrate bad things? We’ve done “crappy beer” ratings but not in nearly a decade and not since I’ve been in charge, so it’s time to dust this theme off. ![]() ![]() Tottenham hosted Forest after a stretch that saw them dumped unceremoniously from two cup competitions and put together a pretty good overall performance and a comprehensive 3-1 home win that keeps them in the hunt, improbably, for Champions League qualifying finish. In a week where the vibes around Tottenham Hotspur were intractably bad, we can probably thank Nottingham Forest for being substantially worse at football.
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